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I am so mean, I make medicine sick.
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I’m so fast that last night I turned o
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my
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I prefer ordinary girls - you know, coll
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I have reached an age when, if someone t
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By all means, marry. If you get a good w
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The great question that has never been a
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Oil is running out; Gasoline will be lac
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Even dance rumba dressed as a Hawaiian,
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Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep,
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One is very crazy when in love.
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Civilization began the first time an ang
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
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I would like to die on Mars. Just not on
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